swarnpert:

*sneezes and shoots my butt plug out of my ass at 55 mph towards my next victim*

Track Title: Dragon Age Origins Title Theme

Artist: Inon Zur

Album: Dragon Age: Inquisition Ambient

im-not-superstitious:

liaragaming:

galifreyas:

corseque:

While ripping the music from Inquisition, I found this mysterious, beautiful arrangement of the theme song from Origins that I’ve never heard before.

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Originally posted by ohmyreactionsgifs

Where has this been hiding?

I feel transported. Suddenly Im in ferelden. Leliana is a softy. Spiders are falling from the ceiling. I just died Im being attacked by a dragon in the temple of sacred ashes. Alistair told Morrigan to go die. There are dwarven crafts. Fine dwarven crafts. Direct from Orzammar.

tagged → #dragon age

mamoru:

quinn-the-human:

mamoru:

survive out of spite. survive as a witness. survive as a warning to the future. survive so these stories do not disappear

I get the point but this also comes off as really ominous and i enjoy that

survive or else

thatsmoderatelyraven:

i bet people dont understand that im joking 800% of the time

stvrklight:

chancethereaper:

snowhands:

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see this is why i’m conflicted when people call him a mysterious man of the forest or whatever because he’s literally just like this all the time

Where are his legs

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holy-moonlight-sword:

I’m your stepdad go fucking dig a hole in fthe backyard or I’ll tell your mom you steal her weed

languorwine: “no offense but i’m in fucking tears ”

languorwine:

no offense but i’m in fucking tears

rare-drop:

A frog…..is just a really green gentleman.

iamjanaandjanameansme: “ (source) Something happened here. You hope it’s a miracle, but probably not. -j.m. ”

iamjanaandjanameansme:

(source)

Something happened here.
You hope it’s
a miracle,
but probably
not.
               -j.m.

unclefather:

what it feels like to go to the bathroom right when you wake up

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